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via TokyoMango

Introducing the new Twatter.

You might think it’s like Twitter, but far from it.

Twatter allows one to send short, sharp messages of insult to almost anyone you want.

It does so anonymously.

If you know someone who uses Twitter you employ Twatter to send them a message of a deservingly insulting nature and they’ll never know who it’s from.

Twatter even has software to assist in the appropriate insult.

“You sodden sack of shit, learn to communicate like a normal person” is a quick example of what Twatter can achieve.

Other examples:

 “I don’t give a rat’s arse that you just ran for a fucking bus”

 “Twitter it to someone who gives a fuck you live”

 “Whatever it is get over it somewhere else”

 “If your lovely dinner screams off the table that’s worth telling me”

 “Is this what you do with your life? Is it? Really, is it?”

 “To get that big head up your lard arse you’ll need both hands”

 And so on.

 So, get new Twatter and set a new standard in communications.

 And remember our slogan:

 If you Twit, you Twat.