This is the rest of the facebook adventure in one easy dose.
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Robin know you don't have wait long for a random monkey to start peeing. He runs over, cups his hands... yes, he knows this is getting gross. Ah, man, that stings the eyes!
Robin stunned Cheek Scar Bastard when he ran into the chamber, his paw upraised ready to give the order to fire poo at the tied up little monkey, but when Robin ran over to a monkey peeing in the dirt he grunted his two henchmen to go deal with him. Robin was too busy splashing his face with warm monkey piss to notice the goings on but Snail Ninja, perched on Robin's shoulder, was all too ready.
Robin could barely see through monkey pee when the two henchmonkeys ran at him clubs raised. He then felt the light pressure of Snail Ninja leaping off his shoulder, becoming a blur shooting all round the nearest attacker who had stopped in his tracks and then felt the little dab of Snail Ninja's instant return. Everyone froze to watch the hench monkey fall flat on his face stone dead. Time then pauses for a "Woah".
Robin is still trying to get pee out of his eyes when the remaining henchmonkey drops his club and screams out of the chamber. Snail Ninja leaps off Robin's shoulder in pursuit looking like a streak of snot on a mini-motorized skateboard.
Robin finally dries off his face, even though it's a tad sticky, and stands up to draw the attention of every monkey in the chamber that had previously been looking down the passage. Finally, they can recognize Robin as they're old friend and commander but instead of a hoopin' and a hollerin' they just stare at him blank. Um...
Robin feels a bit vulnerable with all the monkey stares, especially since Snail Ninja hasn't come back yet. With one hell evil sneer Cheek Scar Bastard orders his firing squad to turn round, load up with fresh excrement and take aim at Robin, which they do and wait for Cheek Scar Bastard's order to fire. Um...
Robin watches Cheek Scar Bastard raise his paw to order fire, but before he can bring it down he is hit in the back of the head by a huge turd thrown by one of the squad. The rest quickly follow thru giving the bastard a full barrage hurtling him back. Then all the monkeys start producing copious amounts of fresh stinky shit.
Robin has Snail Ninja back on his shoulder and joins the crowd of monkeys surrounding the big pile of monkey manure and all you can see of Cheek Scar Bastard is a paw sticking out of the crap. The monkeys look to Robin as he says, "You are one ugly fucking stinkin' monkey." See, for the best hero lines, ya gotta pick your moments.
Robin and Snail Ninja were then taken to the old tree of the temple and encouraged to sit in its branches as a place of honour. Robin found it quite uncomfortable, but he pretended otherwise while Snail Ninja froliced around the trees gnarly branches. And at its base the monkeys hoopered and hollered and began to party.
And as the monkeys party through the night on top of Mt Pootmootoo the little monkey that drew the picture that began it all now draws one more to bring this little adventure to an end.
In response to queries and requests I've compiled the ongoing Monkey Poo Mountain saga I have on my facebook.
The story of the developing and training of flying monkeys started well before this point but it is nonlinear, often referencing other events and none is directly referred to in the story from the point I have set down here.
For those who find this too long to bother with I've broken it into 4 sections. The actual Mt Pootmootoo adventure begins in the fourth, so you can jump to that if you wish, but you do miss the duel with Snail Ninja and the Great Snail War.
Enjoy...if that's the right word.
( It begins... )
One knows that this little tyke:
Will one day become:
Me bad.
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There's no footage of Nina Simone singing this one at the time so Aardmann Animation did this cute piece.
But here's Nina Simone singing it a little down the track like the pro she was.
And here's Nancy Sinatra.
My place of work is a sponsor of the Darling Range Wildlife Shelter.
Scott, a fellow staffer, has submitted a photo to Canon's Creative for a Cause photography exhibition.
Scott needs your vote.
If he wins then Darling Range Wildlife Shelter will receive $60,000 towards looking after sick, injured and orphaned wildlife in the Perth area.
Just click here and vote for "Joey Duet" on the Canon site.
And feel free to lift this and post it on your own lj or blog or elsewheres.
I personally would appreciate it.
Cause sometimes you just gotta put it out there.
I love this clip.
You can get an english version but I think it works best in the German.
Watch these three pieces and you will get a hint of how rich a potentially beautiful a robotic world could be.
Normally I keep this lj and my blog work for Planet seperate but I was pretty chuffed to do an interview with Shane McCarthy on being the current writer of the Transformers comics.
I like all the pretty pictures too.
Please check it out if it might be your thing.
Or scroll down to a piece on Ballard, Mad Max, Marilyn Chambers or Japanese cult gangster movie, etc.
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